The Old Man and Me by Elaine Dundy

old-man1It’s hard to read Elaine Dundy’s The Old Man and Me without comparing it to her previous novel, The Dud Avocado. I hate to do so, when I really think they’re quite different, but some superficial characteristics just beg for it. Namely, the whole “young American girl in Paris” converted to “young American girl in London” business.

Our narrators do sound a bit similar, but really everything else is different. Sally Jay Gorce isn’t half as ballsy as Honey Flood—or is that even her real name? No, as Dundy says in her introduction to her second novel, Honey is a “Bad Girl,” an “Angry Young Woman,” an antiheroine who “hates everything English,” “operating on a short fuse.”

So while Sally Jay goes on a wild, directionless romp in France, pushed and pulled only by the tides of friends, mood, and whim, Honey is on a mission: to seduce and kill C.D. McKee, the eponymous old man. Their tone and sense of humor is similar, but where Sally Jay gets played, Honey is the one doing the playing.

Look: all I’m trying to say is that there comes a crucial moment in a relationship in which one person is moving towards the other—passing from stranger to acquaintance to something else—when (to be precisely Précieuse for the moment and get out Mademoiselle Scudéry’s Carte de Tendre that I used to study in French class) when one must make the perilous journey from, let us say, the Ville de la Curiosité to the Ville de la Compassion without falling into the Lac d’Indifférence, and C.D. made it via the tale I spun.

C.D. is a real character. Getting on in years, wealthy, a patron of the arts. Known for his unimaginable rudeness, which, in these circles, is really saying something. But he takes a real shine to Honey straight away, and the reader, who can gleefully watch the objects of his derision without danger of becoming one herself, is mostly charmed. For example, to a waiter, who has swapped his and Honey’s drinks: “‘May I recommend that a little ordinary commonsense brought to your job might help you in overcoming your either real or psychological deafness, young man?’ he bellowed. ‘Who at this table looks young enough to risk a midday martini? Who looks wise enough to choose an aperitif?'”

Honey spins her tales, but C.D. is pretty canny, and their affair never makes it seem like he’s been duped, just like they’re having an affair. Our antiheroine gets to manipulate a lot more successfully when it comes to her flatmate, the pathetic Dody who’s just been left by her husband. She can’t make a decision to save her life but trusts Honey, who moves in and begins engineering things so the husband won’t come back and ruin her thrifty housekeeping arrangement. Honey really isn’t cruel to Dody, but she’s not much of a friend either—“I knew that pain was making her selfish but at that moment I really hated her. I was so bored.” But it’s true, Dody really is sad, pathetic, and boring; Honey may be using her, but she does have to sit through hours of unbearable girl talk to do it.

For all that I liked Honey, I liked C.D. quite a lot as well and was never exactly rooting for her to kill him. She certainly had a strange way of attempting it, though. Giving up her hopes of his simply expiring on top of her, and seeming to lack the stomach for doing away with him directly, eventually Honey just hopes that a sustainedly wild lifestyle of booze, sex, and drugs will turn C.D. to Seedy to dead. But no one can sustain that, not even Honey, and we get a great picture of life gone off the rails.

…he asked me why I had a streak of red in my hair.
I didn’t know what he was talking about. I even toyed with the idea that “streak-of-red” might have some symbolic meaning that eluded me but he gripped me hard by the arm and planted me firmly in front of the hallway mirror.
What a sight I was! I hadn’t looked at myself in a mirror, really seeing myself, for over a week (and he, all plump and smiling, fresh-linened, perky pocket-handkerchief’d, eu-decologned, thymey and healthy in the background for contrast). However, he was right. There was a red streak that ran curiously down my hair from the parting. I rubbed it gingerly. I had some idea that it might be blood but it didn’t hurt. I rubbed my fingers together and sighed with relief. “It’s my lipstick,” I said.
“You don’t put lipstick on your hair, you put it on your lips. How did you get it in your hair?”
“The top of the lipstick has been loose for some time and unless I pinch it hard when I put it back on, it keeps falling off. I must have forgotten to.”
“I didn’t ask you that. I asked you how it got into your hair. Are you going to answer me?” He was very upset, shouting, and he was upsetting me too.
“The lipstick must have gotten on to my comb,” I explained, opening my bag and showing him. “That’s all. And then I combed my hair with it.” I was striving for that nice, right blend of logic and nonchalance. But my throwaway wouldn’t work. He’d made me nervous and that thing, that desperate thing, that ever present possiblity of my flip, kept coming through. I could see by the handbag twisting in my hands and it was worse than a pity. Damn that giveaway streak in my hair. It said danger to him. It said watch it, danger. The danger is still here, still playing around her, sliding up and down that crazy red streak in her hair.

Dundy also notes in her introduction that, at the time the novel was written, publishers were giving writers freedom to be more explicit about sexual matters, and that is a firm break from The Dud Avocado and almost jarring. But then, these scenes do add, I think, to our view of Honey as a mature, scheming woman, a bit mad but with a purpose. The origins of that purpose, across the ocean in Honey’s family history, are interesting as well—the creation of a Bad Girl. From start to finish, a bit darker and less light-hearted than Dundy’s first novel. For me, that’s an improvement, but I’m still glad to have the earlier, more frolicking work at well.

NYRB is putting out a new edition of The Old Man and Me in June. Thanks to NYRB and LibraryThing for an advance review copy.

On the organized and disorganized tourist

The first scene of The Dud Avocado finds Sally Jay Gorce unexpectedly meeting an acquaintance from America, Larry Keevil, and having a drink with him at a café. He outlines for her the four types of tourists, which fall into two categories. We have:

  • The Organized
    • The Eager-Beaver-Culture-Vulture, who has “the list ten yards long, who just manages to get it all crossed off before she collapses of aesthetic indigestion each night and has to be carried back to her hotel”
    • The Sophisticate, “determined to maintain her incorruptible standards of cleanliness and efficiency if the entire staff of her hotel dies trying”
  • The Disorganized
    • The Sly One, who wants to “see Europe casually, you know, sort of vaguely, out of the corner of the eye”
    • The Wild Cat, for whom “it’s her first time free and her first time across and, by golly, she goes native in a way the natives never had the stamina to go”

Larry can tell right away that Sally Jay is some combination of the last two. It’s a bit harder to tell how sincere her denial is, especially since she blushes during his description of the Sly One at how closely it resembles some of her recent actions—“I had actually—Oh Lord—I had actually kissed one of the stones at the fountain, I remembered, flung my shoes off, and executed a crazy drunken dance.” Certainly falls under the criterion of “all restraint is thrown to the wind and anything really old enough is greeted with animal cries of anguish at its beauty.” He really has her number, for now at least. She thinks herself far from a tourist, but she is one. By the time she’s not anymore she’s ready to leave.

In fact, Larry’s extended talk of Disorganized tourists very nearly put me off. Can’t blame Sally Jay not wanting to be the Sly One or the Wild Cat when they sound so…disorganized. But it turns out that with the right personality, strong, engaging, innocent but not naive, frank, the disorganized can be loved even by a very Organized type of tourist (such as myself). I can’t place exactly why Sally Jay’s wildness isn’t a turn-off, but maybe it’s because I know it’s genuine, that she really is bouncing from emotion to emotion all day long. And while I might not be quite so emotional, her feelings do make sense, if I imagine an amplified, more compulsive version of myself.

The Dud Avocado by Elaine Dundy

The Dud AvocadoEvery once in a while a cover or a description of an NYRB title will put me off and make me think it’s not quite for me. I’d been hearing pretty good things around the internets about The Dud Avocado but I kept thinking, “The dud avocado?” Plus the whole, young American girl runs wild in Paris, blah blah. But I was way wrong.

For most of the novel, it is the story of a young American girl running wild in Paris, but Elaine Dundy gives Sally Jay Gorce, our heroine and narrator, such a great voice. She’s cool, but not actually that cool. She hangs out with a lot of cool people, but when she recounts their nights out she doesn’t seem terribly impressed. She’s having fun, mostly, but she doesn’t have a lot of illusions about how damn serious everything is, like so many characters do.

Sally Jay gets a lot of her good personality, I think, from her Uncle Roger, the rich relative funding her escapades. He makes a deal with her at a young age that once she’s done with school he’ll pay for her to go off and do whatever she wants for two years.

For the first time he spoke to me man to man. “I think I understand your predilection for being continually on the wing, or rather, to put it more precisely, on the lam,” he said seriously. “It’s difficult to know nowadays where adventure lies. There are no more real frontiers. Funny how these things work out. I came roaring out of the Middle West, you know, and my greatest ambition was to conquer—that’s how I saw it—to conquer New York; New York and the mysterious, civilized East. Now my father before me had set his sights on conquering the Middle West. That was his adventure. I wonder what you will try to conquer? Europe, I suppose, since our family seems to be going backwards.”

It seems strange, but that passage, more than any of the bits in Paris or the South of France, was my foundation for thinking about Sally Jay. Well it’s a bit typical for me really, as I’ve been interested for a while in both Midwesterners going back East and Americans going back to Europe. There’s a tension there that I like.

What makes The Dud Avocado really surprisingly good, though, is that after a couple hundred pages of very funny and definitely engaging escapades with Sally Jay, it almost becomes a mystery novel and we get a big reveal that puts everything that came before in a new light, for us and for our heroine. It’s so good I really won’t give any of it away, and I think drastically changes the character of things in the last 50 or so pages. Made me like Sally Jay even more, too, even if she is a little silly.

And then she leaves corrupt Paris for the States, and has to go to Chicago, right here in the Middle West, to realize what’s been in her nightmares and exorcise it. Then she can go on and have a real life, like she wondered about in Paris. It’s hard for her to fall in love again, sure, and I was right there with her wondering whether it would be safe. But there are real changes, real growth, not just nominal emotional stuff, development brought on by trauma and revelation and bringing with it real life changes.

The title turns out to be totally good, too. “‘The Typical American Girl,’ he said, addressing it. ‘A hard center with the tender meat all wrapped up in a shiny casing.’ He began eating it. ‘How I love them,’ he murmured greedily. ‘So green—so eternally green.'”